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Editorial 9/22/01
OLD AMERICA, NEW AMERICA
What We Do Now
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Editorial 9/16/01
WHY WE FIGHT,WHY WE DIE
This is War
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Editorial 7/13/01
RIGHT WING GRANOLA
A Catalogue of Fruits, Nuts, and Flakes
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Editorial 6/29/01
MASS MURDER ON TRIAL
Slobo, Rwandan Nuns, and the New Isolationists
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Editorial 6/22/01
THE GANGSTA GOP
Hip Hop Republicans and American Culture
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Editorial 6/08/01
GIVE IT AWAY
What To Do With That Extra 600 Bucks
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Editorial 6/01/01
WHY I HATE GOLFERS
And You Should, Too
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Editorial 5/04/01
A TIME TO DIE?
Who Do You Execute? And When? And Why?
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Editorial 4/13/01
GEORGE W. CLINTON'S CHINA POLICY
It's a Wal-Mart World
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Editorial 3/30/01
FUTUREWAR
Our Enemies Are Ready. Are We?
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Editorial 3/23/01
RACE AGAINST TIME
Does Us Versus Them Still Matter? You Bet!
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Editorial 3/16/01
CLASS WARFARE
Ruling Class Snipers Take Aim
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Editorial 03/09/01
BEAM ME UP
Tyranny and Theocracy
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Editorial 03/02/01
DEBT AND TAXES
Just Like Your Familys Budget Only Different
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Editorial 02/21/01
STRANGE BEDFELLOWS
But Who's the Hooker and Who's the John?
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Editorial 02/16/01
THE TWO HORSEMEN
Does GOP Stand for "Greedy Or Pious"?
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Editorial 02/02/01
LET US PREY
Which Faith Gets the Money?
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Editorial 01/26/01
SALAAM ALEICHAM, BAGHDAD
Saddam Outlasts the Father, Outwits the Son
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Editorial 01/19/01
THE REASON FOR TREASON
The GOP's Wingnut Problem
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Editorial 01/12/01
(ATTORNEY) GENERAL CONFUSION
John Ashcroft Will Be Confirmed. Should He Be?
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Edtorial 12/29/00
EEENIE MEENIE CHILIBEENIE THE SPIRITS ARE ABOUT TO SPEAK
With Apologies to Bullwinkle J. Moose
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Editorial 12/22/00
MEMO TO SANTA
Thanks for the New Job
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Editorial 12/15/00
EAT MY YOUNG? NO THANKS, I'M A VEGETARIAN
The John Quncy Adams Theory of Politics
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Editorial 12/08/00
GORE'S LAST STAND
Or: Where the Hell Did All These Indians Come From?
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Editorial 12/01/00
THE LITTLE PRINCE GOES TO WASHINGTON
Scenes from a Slow-Motion Coup
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Editorial 11/24/00
ANOTHER FINE MESS
Too Close to Call Because We're Too Close to Call
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Editorial 11/17/00
PRESIDENT TYLER HAYES, MEET THE ALTERNATIVE
A Modest proposal to Prevent Paralysis.
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Editorial 11/10/00
WELCOME TO THE REVOLUTION,
COMRADE!
Oh, Wait. This is America, Isn't It?
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Editorial
11/03/00
ADIOS TO THE
POLTICAL MIDDLE
Abortion, Cocaine, Sex, Lies, and The Spin Cycle
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Editorial 10/27/00
POLITICAL
INFIGHTING, POLITICAL INBREEDING.
Talk Radio, Bad Politics, and Howler Monkeys.
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Editorial 10/20/00
RED, RIGHT,
AND BLUE
The Superstition Brigade's Crocodile Tears
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Editorial 10/13/00
WAKE-UP CALL
Dead Sailors and a Debate Remind Us--These Guys Aren't Running for Mayor
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Editorial 10/06/00
ELECTIONS? CHANGE THE CHANNEL.
We're peaceful. We're prosperous. We don't vote. Co-incidence?
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Editorial
09/29/00
THE HUNT FOR UN-READ OCTOBER
Not Paying Attention? Then the Candidates Want You!
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Editorial 09/22/00
THE GROWN-UP TASTE OF BUSH
LITE
Less Bite, More Fizz
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Editorial 09/15/00
IF YOU SELL IT, WE WILL COME
Stop Whining. You Know We Like It.
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Editorial: 09/08/00
IS IT CORPORATE MURDER?
Trust Us, We're Only In It For the Money
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Editorial: 08/25/00
SURVIVAL OF THE SELFISH
Corporate Backstabbing Meets Gilligan's Island
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Editorial: 08/18/00
RUNNING AWAY FROM THE OLD
MAN
Oedipus Meets Karl Marx in Campaign 2000
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Editorial: 08/11/2000
LIES, DAMN LIES, AND CONVENTIONS
The Republicans are inclusive, the Democrats are moral, and war is peace.
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Date: 08/04/2000
THE HUGABLE REPUBLICANS
Likeable people, miserable policies
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Date: 07/28/2000
FAITHAHOLICS ANONYMOUS
God save us from the true believers
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Date: 07/21/2000
Title: THE ELECTION WITH THE FRINGE ON TOP
What do the fringe candidates tell us this year? Plenty.
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07/07/2000
Title: NEWS FOR THE CYNICAL
Ever wonder why news is entertainment and fluff? Money, baby, money.
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Date: 07/02/2000
Title: RACE AGAINST TIME
Diversity these days may have turned into racism.
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Date: 6/9/2000
Title: THE EXECUTIONER'S OOPS
Death, to the best of our knowledge, is permanant. It's time to re-consider
the death penalty.
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Date: 6/1/2000
Title: SELFISHNESS, SILLINESS, AND SOCIAL SECURITY
Fix Social Security? Sure. Just tell the truth about it.
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Date: 5/26/2000
Title: IF CHINA, WHY NOT CUBA?
The Cuban embargo will eventually end, brought down by the GOP rank-and-file
in Congress.
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Date: 5/19/2000
Title: CHINA YES, MORE OR LESS
This trade deal being proposed with China could be one of the most important
agreements of the past few decades. So why are we looking at it all
wrong?
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Date: 5/12/2000
Title: GUNS, DRUGS, AND THE AMERICAN WAY
It's not the guns. It's not the drugs. It's us.
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Date: 5/5/2000
Title: MEMO: THE TRUTH'S BAD FOR BUSINESS. STOP IT.
Forget the old myth of the liberal media. Welcome to the world of the
corporate media.
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Date: 4/27/2000
Title: SAIGON, ELIAN, AND THE BANANA REPUBLICANS
The reaction of the right to Elian Gonzalez started when Saigon fell.
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Date: 4/22/2000
Title: ELIAN, HIS FATHER, AND THE RATINGS
The feds have seized Elian Gonzalez and returned him to his father.
Is this the end of the photo ops?
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Date: 4/21/2000
Title: Where's the Rest of Us?
The radical right and ultra-left have taken over much of America's political
and social life. It's time for the middle to stop keeping quiet.
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Date: 4/14/2000
Title: BASTA! CUT OFF THE MONEY!
The Republic of Miami has decided to seceede from the United States.
It's time to cut off all the Federal money.
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Date: 3/31/2000
Title: FOOLS, COWARDS, AND ELIAN
Elian Gonzalez has become a pawn of defiant mobs in Miami and cowardly
politicians.
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Date: 3/25/2000
Title: HIGHER OIL PRICES MAY BE GOOD FOR US
OPEC, schmopec. Oil prices are high because we've never repealed the
law of supply and demand.
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Date: 3/17/2000
Title: READY. AIM. OOPS.
The NRA is many things. Right is not among them.
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Date: 3/8/2000
Title: ON TO NOVEMBER
The early morning line is a squeaker of a win for Gore with Republicans
keeping Congress. Check back in seven months.
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Date: 3/4/2000
Title: A MODEST PROPOSAL FROM SOUTH OF THE BORDER
The system's broke. Let's fix it but good.
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Date: 2/18/2000
Title: IT'S TIME TO PLAY WHO WANTS TO BE AN EXECUTIONER!
Money, greed, sex, power, violence. Let's take popular culture to the
next logical step.
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Date: 2/11/2000
Title: HO CHI MINH MEETS GEORGE W. BUSH
Ho, Ho, Ho Chi Minh, there's no way we'll let McCain win. Maybe the
Republicans should read a little history.
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Date: 2/3/2000
Title: WE ARE THE WORLD--WE THINK
If ignorance is bliss, the average American's one happy person when
it comes to anything that happens outside the United States.
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Date: 1/26/2000
Title: SUPER BOWL ECONOMICS
When the sports and business pages collide, you end up with a lesson
in modern economics.
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Date: 1/21/2000
Title: TOUCHDOWN JESUS
The NFL playoffs remind us again how strong faith is in American life
and why we should shut up about it.
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Date: 1/14/2000
Title: KIDNAPPED IN THE NAME OF FREEDOM
The Miami Cuban exiles and their political allies are attempting a legal
kidnapping of a six-year old child.
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Date: 1/7/2000
Title: DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL, DON'T THINK
Al Gore proposes a "litmus test" on military gays for future
commanders. The issue isn't gays. The issue is valuing political correctness
over military competence.
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Date: 12/31/99
Title: TOMORROW AND TOMORROW AND TOMORROW
The 21st century may herald the rise of the global corporate state.
Let's hope not.
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Date: 12/26/99
Title: ROCKER'S WORDS VERSUS SPREWELL, CARRUTH DEEDS
People who want John Rocker fired over his racist, xenophoblic blather
are flat wrong.
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Date: 12/17/99
Title: WINNERS AND LOSERS OF THE MILLENNIUM, CENTURY
The winners and losers from Y1K and 1900 until now. Feel free to add
your own.
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Date: 12/10/99
Title: DEATH IN DARK WATER AND FAMILY VALUES--the Elian Gonzalez Story
Where should a six-year old refugee end up? With his father back in
Cuba? Or with distant relatives here?
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Date: 12/3/99
Title: THE GLOBAL JITTERS, THE FUTURE, AND YOU.
Anti-world trade protestors in Seattle got it all wrong. The global
village is already here.
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Date: 11/26/99
Title: THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE. DO WE CARE?
Mankind, by proxy, is about to land on Mars again. Do we care? We should.
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Date: 11/19/99
Title: RACISM AND RESPONSIBILITY
The debate over racism in America often boils down to victimhood versus
responsibility.
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Date: 11/12/99
Title: PLAYING THE RACE CARD WITH A DECK OF JOKERS
What happened in Decatur, Illinois was not racist. It was simply stupid.
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Date: 11/5/99
Title: VETERAN'S DAY HYPOCRITES---Duty? Honor? Courage? What's In It
for Me?
We honor our veteran's and our military on one day. What about the other
364? Don't ask.
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Date: 10/29/99
Title: I'M RIGHT, YOU'RE DEAD---The Rise of the Intolerant Class
We're becoming a society of people unable to get over themselves, but
more than willing to condemn and threaten everyone else.
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Date: 10/21/99
Title: STICKING YOUR HEAD IN THE SAND JUST LEAVES YOUR BUTT EXPOSED
The new isolationism in Washington is going to get a lot of people killed.
And we the voters asked for it.
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Date: 10/15/99
Title: JESUS, JESSE, AND JIHAD: The Intolerant Fundamentalists
Here's a thought--maybe religious fundamentalists of all stripes are
actually devil- worshippers in disguise.
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Date: 10/8/99
Title: FUNNY, YOU DON'T LOOK SICK---Managed Care and You
Bad health care and bad baseball may have more in common than you think.
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Date: 9/24/99
Title: ABBIE HOFFMAN MEETS PAT BUCHANAN
Ther Democrats were almost destroyed thirty years ago by left-wing excess.
The Republicans are facing the same danger now from the right.
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Date: 9/17/99
Title: LET GOD SORT 'EM OUT
Enough's enough. Time to get tough with the gun laws we have, and pass
some hard new ones. Are we willing to pay the cost?
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Date: 9/1/99
Title: WACO: THE FIRE THAT WON'T DIE
New FBI revelations about Waco have given additional ammo to the anti-government
fringe, including some members of Congress.
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Date: 8/27/99
Title: WHAT DID WE KNOW AND WHEN DID WE KNOW IT?
How much do we want to know about candidate's private lives? And what
does it say when most of us claim we don't care if George W. Bush used
cocaine?
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Date: 8/13/99
Title: EVIL LIVE
The latest shooting spree in L.A. shows evil is real. But it's not everywhere.
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Date: 8/6/99
Title: IN PRAISE OF CLASS WARFARE
The tax cut bill that squeaked through Congress isn't an issue of conservative
versus liberal. It's a monarchy versus a democracy.
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Date: 7/30/99
Title: JUST ANOTHER MASSACRE
Here's a question to consider following the latest mass killings in
Atlanta---are we\losing our capacity to care?
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Date: 7/23/99
Title: PAST IMPERFECT, FUTURE TENSE
The death of JFK Jr., man on the moon, and private enterprise.
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Date: 7/16/99
Title: BLACK AND WHITE AND SHADES OF GRAY
Black and white together? How about black and white merely agreeing
to stop whining about each other?
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Date: 7/9/99
Title: LAND OF THE FREE (Enterprise), HOME OF THE BRAVE (New World)
Feeling uneasy these days? Wondering why? Welcome to the future.
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Date: 7/2/99
Title: BORED IN THE USA
Maybe we're too bored and too complacent with our lives to realize that
the American military is heading for trouble.
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Date: 6/25/99
Title: MOSES, BETSY ROSS, AND YOU
The Ten Commandments and the American flag won't sure what's wrong with
American life. The answer is us.
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Date: 6/18/99
Title: GOD, GUNS, AND GENOCIDE
The Ten Commandments posted on a wall may not do much to keep our kids
from killing each other.
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Date: 5/21/99
Title: EULOGY FOR MY MOTHER
Those of you who never knew Virgie Jaco missed something. Maybe this
will explain why.
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Date: 5/7/99
Title: AMERICA THE BALKANIZED
In ways large and small, we've ceased being Americans with common interests
and common purposes. We've turned looking out for Number One into the
only common national activity.
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Date: 4/29/99
Title: PROFITS WITHOUT HONOR----KIDS, CAPITALISM, AND CHAOS
The free market didn't pull the trigger in Littleton or Paducah or Jonesboro.
But it helped provide the culture that made it possible.
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Date: 4/23/99
Title: MURDER IN THE VILLAGE.
Every 13 weeks, we face the same sort of slaughter we saw in Colorado.
When it comes to our kids, it take a village all right. And we've created
a toxic village for them to grow in.
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Date: 4/18/99
Title: The Wacky Factor Strikes in Yugoslavia
We get the leaders we deserve. And we've gotten the current bunch thanks
to fringe voters fueled by e-mail and paranoia.
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Date: 4/11/99
Title: TRIVIAL PURSUITS--THE ENEMY IS US
This is perceived as Bill Clinton's war. And America's political dialogue
has become so trivial that we support or oppose military action depending
on how we feel about Clinton. This can get people killed.
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Date: 4/4/99
Title: HOW MUCH DOES A SOUL WEIGH?
In Yugoslavia, refugees die, villagers are massacred, Americans are
taken prisoner, and the bombing continues. Maybe it all happened because
the United States has been focused on private greed and not on any greater
good.
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Date: 3/28/99
Title: KILLERS, COWARDS, AND CONFUSION IN YUGOSLAVIA
America is trying to do the right thing in Yugoslavia. But policy's
being decided and debated by selfish political leaders often responding
to an equally selfish public.
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Date: 3/22/99
Title: EATS, SHOOTS, AND LEAVES--A PEACEKEEPING FABLE
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Date: 3/6/99
Title: WHY THE RELIGIOUS RIGHT IS LEFT BEHIND
John Paul II will be remembered as one of the 20th centurys giants.Bill
Clinton will be remembered as an embarrassing footnote.
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