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Editorial: 4/18/99
The Wacky Factor Strikes in Yugoslavia

 NOTE---the e-mail addresses of several organizations working with Balkan refugees appear
at the end of this column.  They could all use your help.


The voice on the other end of my office phone sounded like it had just taken a break from 
hyperventilating, but might resume any second. It was on a mission from God, and didn't 
have time for pleasantries like saying hello or giving its name.  "All this talk about 
genocide in Kosovo doesn't make sense," it snarled. "What about the genocide at Waco?"

I reacted like any reasonable person.  I said anyone who could somehow equate the
David Koresh-engineered suicides and murders at Waco with mass slaughter in Kosovo was
a member of the Tim McVeigh fan club and not worth my time.  I hung up as politely as I 
could.  The voice then called an executive at the radio station where I work and 
threatened to pull his businesses advertising. Apparently you can be a success in 
business these days and still not be able to pass a saliva test.
The voice claimed I called it a lunatic.  I didn't, but that was an oversight.

Anyway, the voice is one more reminder of why the war in Yugoslavia seems so tenative,
and so ad-libbed.  It's because we've chosen the leaders we've chosen.  And many of
them are in office because of the Wacky Factor, otherwise known as the Loose Screw 
Syndrome. George Bush may be the ultimate preppy who never outgrew Yale, but
he also was shot out of the sky in World War II and held together a coalition to fight
the world's first resource war, aka Desert Storm. He headed the C.I.A.  And he was
defeated by an ex-governor from Arkansas with a terminal case of Pinnochio syndrome.

How come?  The Wacky Factor.  The political fringe was already boiling over Bush's okay 
of new taxes after his "read my lips" promise.  And then along comes Ross Perot, the first
Presidential candidate from outside this solar system.  So millions of potential Bush
votes shift to Perot, and we get Bill Clinton as commander-in-chief.  Fast forward to 
1996.  Colin Powell dabbled with running for president as a Republican, a move that
could have locked up the White House for the G.O.P. for the next generation. Except for
the Wacky Factor.  Far right gurus like Paul Weyrich whimpered that Powell wasn't
politically correct on issues like abortion and affirmative action and that they'd
fight in the trenches against him.  Powell, sensibly, figured it wasn't worth it. So we
get Bob Dole giving it his best, clearly baffled by our videocracy.  Clinton again.

And only the Wacky Factor can explain a phenomenon like Jesse Helms in charge of 
Senate Foreign Relations.  So add it up.  A President put in office by the Wacky
Factor presides over a slash-and-burn series of cuts in the military, and a foreign
policy determined by how much money's in it either for campaign contributions or
corporate profits.  Meanwhile, Congress, responding to Wacky enclaves all over the
country, goes along with the reduction of our foreign service to ambassadorship
by campaign cash, and okays reductions in defense spending.

And that's left us with an Air Force of 366,000 active duty men and women, down from
511,000 at the end of Desert Storm.  It's left us with Air Force planners gamely trying
to fight what they call a "major" war--anything that requires over 300 planes--
with a shoratge of pilots, especially tanker pilots.

Which is why the Reserves are being called up.  The President can activate up to 200,000
Reservists for up to nine months with Congressional okay.  And the Air Force says it
can't guarantee that it'll honor its policy of keeping Reservists on active duty
for no more than six months.  

NATO marks it's 50th anniversary this week.  Half a century ago we had Harry Truman and
Winston Churchill, now it's Bill Clinton and Tony Blair.  The alliance is trying to run 
a major war by committee.  It's trying to tell dictators, at least within Europe, that
the world will not let them slaughter their own people.  It's not doing either job
very well.

Meantime, the Wacky Factor is back, by phone and fax and e-mail, denying there's any
need for any action, denying there's any stake in Kosovo, and even denying mass murder
is taking place.  I suspect one reason my phone caller was so upset was that he was
born 50 years too late to defend the Holocaust.  



The following web site provides links to many of the
organizations working with Balkan refugees:
www.interaction.com

American Red Cross---www.redcross.org
CARE---www.care.org
Catholic Relief Services---www.catholicrelief.org
Christian Children's Fund---www.christianchildrensfund.org
Doctors of the World---www.doctorsoftheworld.org
Doctors Without Borders---www.dwb.org
Int'l. Medical Corps---www.imc-la.org
Int'l. Rescue Committee---www.intrescom.org
MAP Int'l.---www.map.org
Mercy Corps Int'l.---www.mercycorps.org
Save The Children---www.savethechildren.org
U.S. Committee for UNICEF---www.unicefusa.org
World Vision---www.worldvision.org

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